
A rubber duck
that talks back.
Press it. Explain why you're not shipping. A mic, speaker, and embedded AI spot the procrastination and call you on your bullshit. Out loud.
Meet the duck
It heard that.
Founder
“We need one more week to get the launch right.”
Rude Duck
“I'm a rubber duck with a microphone. Somehow I've shipped more hardware than you.”
This is ridiculous.
Do you want one?
If you'd put this on your desk, leave your email. If enough people do, we have to build it.